1.Two Birds

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

幼儿园儿童笑话两则

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

两只鸟

老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？

学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

老师：请说说看。

学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

2.The Fish Net

Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?

A lot of little holes tied together with strings¹. replied the little girl.

你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？ 老师发问道。

把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。 小女孩回答道。