1. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?

A stick.

2. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?

Thunderwear.

3. Two pickles¹ fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?

Dill with it.

4. What time is it when the clock strikes 13?

Time to get a new clock.

5. How does a cucumber become a pickle²?

It goes through a jarring experience.

6. What did one toilet say to the other?

You look a bit flushed.

7. What do you think of that new diner on the moon?

Food was good, but there really wasn’t much atmosphere.

8. Why did the dinosaur³ cross the road?

Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.

9. Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon?

Because she will "let it go, let it go."

10. What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.