11. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Because she wanted to go to high school.

12. What do you call a dog magician¹?

A labracadabrador.

13. Where would you find an elephant?

The same place you lost her.

14. How do you get a squirrel² to like you?

Act like a nut.

15. What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts

16. How does a scientist freshen her breath?

With experi-mints.

17. How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night.

18. What building in your town has the most stories?

The public library.

19. What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm.

20. What is a computer's favorite snack?

Computer chips.