41. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

42. What has ears but cannot hear?

A cornfield.

43. What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells.

44. What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me.

45. Why did the student eat his homework?

Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

46. When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?Because when you find it, you stop looking.

47. What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?

A coconut¹ on vacation.

48. What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Hoppy² Birthday.

49. What’s the one thing will you get every year on your birthday, guaranteed?

A year older.

50. Why do candles always go on the top of cakes?

Because it's hard to light them from the bottom.