51. What do cakes and baseball teams have in common?

They both need a good batter¹.

52. What goes up but never comes down?

Your age.

53. What does every birthday end with?

The letter Y.

54. What did the tiger say to her cub² on his birthday?

It's roar birthday.

55. Why did the girl put her cake in the freezer?

She wanted to ice it.

56. Does a green candle burn longer than a pink one?

No, they both burn shorter.

57. Why did the little girl hit her birthday cake with a hammer?

It was a pound cake.

58. Yo Mama so small her best friend is an ant.

59. Yo Mama so old God signed her yearbook.

60. Yo Mama so short she has to hold a sign up that says, "Don't spit, I can't swim."