81. What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?

An udder failure.

82. What do you call a cow that won't give milk?

A milk dud.

83. Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze.

84. What do you get from a pampered¹ cow?

Spoiled milk.

85. Where do polar bears vote?

The North Poll

86. What sound do porcupines² make when they kiss?

Ouch!

87. Why did the snake cross the road?

To get to the other ssside.

88. Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools.

89. What did the ocean say to the pirate?

Nothing, it just waved.

90. Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank³?

Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.