71. Are monsters good at math?

Not unless you count Dracula.

72. Why was the math book sad?

Because it had too many problems.

73. Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there’s no point.

74. Why couldn't the pony¹ sing a lullaby?

She was a little horse.

75. What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon.

76. Why don’t elephants chew gum?

They do, just not in public.

77. What did the banana say to the dog?

Bananas can’t talk.

78. How do you make an octopus² laugh?

With ten-tickles.

79. What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bull-dozer.

80. How do you fit more pigs on a farm?

Build a sty-scraper.