101. Why are cats good at video games?

Because they have nine lives.

102. What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

"Me-ow."

103. What is the difference between a cat that got photocopied¹ and a cat that follows you?

One is a cat copy; the other is a copy cat.

104. What do you get when you cross a ball and a cat?

A fur ball.

105. What's a cat's favorite magazine?

A cat-alogue.

106. What cat likes living in water?

An octo-puss.

107. Why didn’t the skeleton go to school?

His heart wasn’t in it.

108. How does a vampire² start a letter?

Tomb it may concern...

109. What is a monster’s favorite dessert?

I scream.

110. What monster plays tricks on Halloween?

Prank-enstein.