161. What kind of music did Pilgrims listen to?

Plymouth Rock.

162. What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?

Your nose.

163. Why do turkeys always say, “gobble, gobble”?

Because they never learned good table manners.

164. What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

165. How does a snowman lose weight?

He waits for the weather to get warmer.

166. What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

Do you smell carrots?

167. What do you call a reindeer¹ with bad manners?

Rude-olph.

168. Why does Santa work at the North Pole?

Because the penguins² kicked him out of the South Pole.

169. What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Snow.

170. How does a sheep say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad.