1、 我不需要那些不如我的人对我的肯定。

I don’t need validation¹ from lesser² minds。

2、 火箭科学家？火箭科学家？你怎么不干脆告诉他们我在金门大桥收过路费？我是研究弦论的理论物理学家。火箭科学家！太侮辱人了！

The rocket scientist? The rocket scientist? Why don’t you just tell them that I’m a toll-taker at the golden gate bridge? I’m a theoretical physicist³. Rocket scientist, how humiliating!

3、 我觉得我更像一只杜鹃，你知道的，把蛋下在普通鸟巢里的一种更高等的生物。当然，新生的杜鹃把所有的食物都吃掉了，它那些平凡的同胞只能饿死。对你来说很幸运，比喻到此就结束了。

I always thought I was more like a cuckoo bird, you know a superior creature whose egg is placed in the nest of ordinary birds, of course, the newly hatched cuckoo eats all the food, leaving the ordinary siblings⁴ to starve to death. Luckily for you, that’s where the metaphor⁵ ended。

4、 我为人类悲哀。

I weep for humanity。

5、 从我妈给我断奶后我就没忘掉过一件事。

I haven’t forgotten a single thing since the day my mother stopped breastfeeding me.

6、 我是“聪明人”?要被归为“聪明人”我得去掉60点智商才行。

I’m "smart"? I’d have to lose 60 IQ points to be classified as "smart".

7、 你们那艘要沉的船上又招募了什么老鼠啊？

What rat have you recruited to the sinking ship?