Barenaked Ladies演唱的《The Big Bang Theory Theme》.

Our whole universe was in a hot dense¹ state

宇宙一度又烫又稠密

Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait.

140亿年前终于爆了炸等着看吧!

The Earth began to cool

地球开始降温

The autotrophs began to drool

自养生物来起哄

Neanderthals developed tools

尼安德特人发明工具

We built the wall (we built the pyramids)

我们建长城(我们建金字塔)

Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries

数学自然科学 历史揭开神秘

That all started with the big bang

一切由大爆炸开始

Since the dawn of man is really not that long

其实人类历史没有多久

As every galaxy² was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song

星系形成时间比唱完这支歌还要短

A fraction of a second and the elements were made

元素在微秒间便形成了

The bipeds stood up straight

两足动物直立行走

The dinosaurs³ all met their fate

恐龙都得认命了

They tried to leap but they were late

想要突变没来得及

And they all died (they froze their asses⁴ off)

就死光光了(pp都冻成了化石)

The oceans and pangaea

大洋和泛古陆

See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya

拜拜才不想学你

Set in motion by the same big bang!

都是爆炸惹的祸

It all started with the big BANG!

一切都从大爆炸开始

It's expanding ever outward but one day

宇宙向外膨胀但有一天

It will cause the stars to go the other way

星球会反方向运动

Collapsing⁵ ever inward, we won't be here, it wont⁶ be hurt

向内坍塌我们将不会在那里所以不会觉得疼痛

Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang

我们最美好光辉的形象将引发一场更大的爆炸

Australopithecus would really have been sick of us

南方古猿肯定不爽我们

Debating out while here they're catching⁷ deer (we're catching viruses)

在他们捉鹿时唧唧歪歪(我们现在捉电脑病毒了)

Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy

宗教或是天文， e百科旧约申命记

It all started with the big bang

一切都从大爆炸开始

Music and mythology⁸, Einstein and astrology

音乐和神话，爱因斯坦和占星术

It all started with the big BANG!

一切都从大爆炸开始

It all started with the big BANG!

一切都从大爆炸开始