The woman was reading the newspaper as she and her husband were eating breakfast.

一位女士和她先生正在用早餐，她边吃边看报纸。

“Did you hear about this, dear?” she asked. “It seems a man traded his wife for season tickets to the Spurs¹. You wouldn’t do a thing like that, would you, sweetheart?”

“亲爱的，你听过这则新闻吗？”她问道“。似乎是一个男的为了看马刺队的比赛，用他太太跟人换了球季的门票。你不会那么做吧，亲爱的？”

“No way,” answered the husband. “The season’s almost half over.”

“我才不会那么傻呢！”先生答道“。今年球季几乎都过了一大半了。”