The famous, but rather aged¹, doctor was making his rounds, followed by a young intern². Suddenly the intern noticed something peculiar³.

一位上了年纪的著名医生正在各病房做例行巡视，一位年轻的实习医生跟着他，突然那名实习医生注意到一件怪事。

“Say, doctor, are you aware that you have a suppository behind your ear?”

“医师先生，您有没发现您耳朵放了一支栓剂呢？”

“Oh, shit!” exclaimed the eminent⁴ practitioner⁵. “Do you know what this means?”

“喔！真是糟糕！”那位名医说道“，你知道那表示什么吗？”

“What?”

“什么呢？”

“Some asshole has got my pen!”

“我把我的钢笔塞到某一位病人的屁股里面去了！”