Liar,Liar

骗子，骗子

A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing.

老婆与隔壁邻居到警察局报案 说她的老公失踪了。

The policeman asked her for a description.

警察要求，她形容一下。

She said,"He is 35 years old,6 feet 4 inches,has dark eyes,dark wavy¹ hair,an athletic² build,weighs 185 pounds,is soft-spoken ,and is good to the children."

她说：“他三十五岁，六尺四寸，黑眼睛，波浪状的深色头发；体格健壮，体重185磅，说话很轻乘，而且对小孩子很好。”

The next-door neighbor protested,

隔壁邻居期提出反驳说：

"Your husband is 5 feet 4 inches,chubby,bald,has a big mouth,and is mean to your children."

“你老公五尺四寸，胖嘟嘟 的，秃头，有一个太嘴巴，而且对你的小孩稂刻薄。”

The wife replied,"Yes,but who wants"THIS KIND OF STUFF"back?"

老婆回答说：“你说对了，可是谁会要 这种没用的废物 回来呀？”