1. Leave a stack of old applications and a note saying, “Install these”

留一堆没用的旧软件和一张写着“安装这些”便条

2. Staple¹ your reports in the wrong corner

用订书钉订报告的时候订在错误的一角

3. Put tape over the mouse optics

在光学鼠标上粘上胶带

4. Unplug a co-worker’s monitor

拔掉某个同事的显示器接线

5. Talk to sick employees while wearing a dust mask

和生病的员工讲话时带上一个防尘面具

6. Turn your earphones up all the way

把你的耳机音量调到最大，从早到晚带着耳机

7. Burn popcorn² in the microwave

用微波炉爆（焦）爆米花

8. “Forget” to put your tuna sandwich in the fridge

“忘记”在冰箱里放上你的金枪鱼三明治

9. Turn up the beep volume of the copier

把复印机“哔”的音量放大

10. Empty the paper out of the main printer/copier

清空打印机/复印机的纸