Eyes are deceptive¹ and legs fail, but it's the stomach that gets you in trouble!

眼睛会欺骗人，双腿会累死人，但胃却专给人找麻烦！

It's not worth it to know you're not worth it!

实在不值得去听那种贬低我价值的话！

Don't feel bad……there are a lot of people in this world who don't know who they are or what they are.

别难过……世界上有许多人还不知道他们到底是谁或什么。

Some laughters are worth more than other…

有些玩笑的代价比较昂贵……

That's the only trouble with being a dog…they never tell you anything.

当狗就是这点不好，别人什么事都不告诉你。

The secret of life is to look good at a distance.

生命的秘密就在于远观最佳。

Laughing is good for you if you don't kill yourself.

笑对人有益，只要不出人命就好。