女人，该给你的都会给你，还没给你的，等着。等待是一门学问。

Woman, everything meant for you will come to you. If they have not come, just wait. Waiting is a skill that is learned¹.

像咱们靠谱一点的端午节中秋节是好的，西方节日你那么激动干什么，你看现在什么都是节日了，烦不烦啊？什么父亲节，母亲节，光棍节，平安夜，真是瞎折腾，孝敬你妈还分日子的啊？

Some festivals in our country, such as Dragon Boat Festival and Mid-Autumn Festival are good enough. Why are you so excited about western festivals? It is tiresome² to have so many festivals -- Father's Day, Mother's Day, Singles' Day, Silent³ Night...which are indeed a waste of time and energy, who needs a special date to give presents to his/her mother?

等我女儿长大了，我会告诉她！如果一个男人心疼你挤公交，埋怨你不按时吃饭，一直提醒你少喝酒伤身体，阴雨天嘱咐你下班回家注意安全，生病时发搞笑短信哄你……请不要理他！然后跟那个可以开车送你、生病陪你、吃饭带你、下班接你的人在一起……嘴上说的再好不如干一件实事！我们都已经过了耳听爱情的年纪。

When my daughter grows up, I will tell her this: If a man says he feels bad because you commute⁴ in a crowded bus, complains that you don’t have meals regularly⁵, keeps reminding you that drinking too much is bad for health, tells you to be careful on your way home on a rainy day, sends funny messages to you when you are sick in bed...Just ignore him! Stay with the man who drives you to work, accompanies you when you are sick, takes you to dinner, picks you up after work...A thousand sweet words are nothing against a real thing. We all have passed the age that takes words for love.

人要贵，衣服再贵没有用。

Expensive clothes are useless if the person wearing them is not noble⁶.