一个女人，物质上不依赖你，精神上不依赖你，那么请问你，要你干什么？对女人不要要求太高了。又美又会做饭的，那是美的电饭煲。又可爱又永远不会老的，那是樱桃小丸子。又经济独立又以你为中心的，那是你妈。又美又可爱又会做饭又永远不会老又经济独立又以你为中心的，那是你妈正用着美的电饭煲给你煮樱桃小丸子。

If a woman does not depend on you for material or emotional support, then why does she have you? Don't be too demanding on women. Who can be beautiful and good at cooking? Midea electric cooker. Who can be cute and never grow old? Chibi Maruko. Who is economically independent and put you first? Your mum. And who is both beautiful and cute, good at cooking and never grow old, economically independent and put you first? It's your mum using Midea electric cooker to stew¹ Chibi Maruko for you.

人不犯我，我不犯人，人若犯我，礼让三分，人若再犯，赶尽杀绝。

I will never attack others if they leave me alone. If other people attack me, I will respond with politeness. If they attack me again, I will chase them to the end of the world.

30岁的女人穿衣服不必重款式，要重视面料，30岁的女人要是没有男人爱，那么一定要找面料好的衣服来庇护自己。

A 30-something woman should care less about the style but care more about the fabric² when she buys clothes. If a 30-something woman has no man to love her, at least she has clothes of good fabric to protect her.