What Are Some Funny Physics Jokes?

有哪些搞笑的的物理学笑话？

获得198好评的回答@Matt Sutton

My favorite is: Why did the physicist¹'s pocket vibrate? Because he left his phonon.

我最爱的一个笑话是：为什么物理学家的口袋振动？因为他把声子放口袋了。

The best one I have heard is that an ion walks into a bar, and says to the barkeeper, 'I think I left an electron in here.' The barkeeper replies 'Are you positive?'

我听过最棒的一个笑话是，一个离子走入一家酒吧，对老板说：“我好像落下一个电子在这”老板回答说：“你确定吗？（你是阳性的吗？）”

获得320好评的回答@ Dhruv Dogra

A farmer noticed that his chickens were sick, and called in a biologist, a chemist, and a physicist to help diagnose the problem. The biologist observed the chickens, concluding, "I can tell you there's something wrong with your chickens, but I don't know what's causing it." The chemist took fluid samples from the chickens back to his lab, and returned saying, "I can tell you what's infecting your chickens, but I don't know how they got it." Meanwhile, the physicist had been sitting on the floor, scribbling² madly on several notebooks worth of paper. Suddenly, he jumped up, exclaiming, "I have the answer, but it only works for spherical³ chickens in a vacuum."

有个农民注意到他的鸡病了，于是请来一位生物学家，一位化学家，以及一位物理学家来帮忙诊断。这位生物学家观察了鸡下了结论：“我知道你的鸡出了什么问题，但是我不知道是什么导致的。”化学家从鸡身上取了液体样本回实验室，返回后解释：“我知道是什么使鸡感染，但是不知道是怎么感染到。”与此同时，物理学家坐在地上，在笔记上胡乱记下对论文有价值的材料。突然，他跳了起来，大叫：“我有答案了，但这只针对真空中的球形鸡有用。

获得543好评的回答@Tracey Bryan

Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg says "No, but I know where I am."

海森堡开车出来时被交警拦下，交警问他：“你知道你开得有多快吗？”海森堡回答说：“我不知道，但是我知道我在哪。”