幽默笑话:真实的告解

A man walks into a confession¹ booth and says, "I have sinned."

有一个男人走进告解室说：“我犯罪了”。

"What did you do?" asks the priest.

神父 问 ：“你做了什么？”

"I committed a murder."

“我犯了谋杀罪”

The priest says, " Take a drink out of the holy cup and you will be forgiven."

神父说：“你喝一口圣杯的圣水，你就得饶恕。”

A man walks into the confession booth and says,"I have sinned."

有一个男人走进告解室说：“我犯罪了”。

The priest asks him,"What did you do?"

神父问他： “你做了什么？”

"I robbed six banks."

“我抢了六家银行”

The priest says, "Take a drink out of the holy cup and you will be forgiven."

神父说：“你喝一口圣杯的圣水，你就得饶恕。”

Another man walks into the confession booth and says," I have sinned.”

另一个男人走进告解室说：“我犯罪了”。

“What did you do?" asks the priest,

神父问：“你做了什么？”

"I broke the holy cup."

“我把圣杯打破了”。