幽默笑话:说漏嘴了

The teacher is handing back the homework.

老师正在把作业发还给学生。

"Johnny, "she says.”Your homework is very poor. I really don’t see how one person¹ can make so many mistakes².”

“约翰尼，’她说，“你的作业做得太差了。我真搞不明白，一个人怎么能犯那么多错误?”

"It wasn't one person, Miss,” says Johnny. “My dad helped me”

“老师，不是一个人，”约翰尼说，“作业是爸爸帮我做的。”