幽默笑话:如此抓贼

Welcome to the six o’clock news! Our top story tonight: An armed criminal robbed the Iron Lifts Gym earlier today and then fled on foot.

欢迎收看六点钟新闻报道！今晚新闻头条是：一个武装劫匪在今天较早前抢劫了健身房，然后徒步逃跑。

Police have been in pursuit for hours, but the culprit has yet to be apprehended¹.

警方追踪了数小时，罪犯仍未被逮捕。