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幽默笑话:搞错了
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  • An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered1 St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake. "Give me $500 each," he said, "and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened."

    "Done!" said the American. Instantly, he found himself standing2 unhurt near the scene.

    "Where are the others?" asked a medic.

    "Last I knew," said the American, "the Scot was haggling3 price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay."

    一位美国人,一位英格兰人和一位加拿大人在一场车祸中丧生。他们到达天堂的门口。在那里,醉醺醺的圣彼德解释说是搞错了。“每人给我五百美元,”他说,“我将把你们送回人间,就像什么都没有发生过一样。”

    “成交!”美国人说。立刻,他发现自己毫不损伤地站在现场附近。

    “其他人在哪儿?”一名医生问道。

    “我离开之前,”那名美国人说,“我看见英格兰人正在砍价,而那名加拿大人正在分辩说应该由他的政府来出这笔钱。”

     11级    幽默笑话 
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    1 flustered ['flʌstəd] b7071533c424b7fbe8eb745856b8c537   第9级
    adj.慌张的;激动不安的v.使慌乱,使不安( fluster的过去式和过去分词)
    参考例句:
    • The honking of horns flustered the boy. 汽车喇叭的叫声使男孩感到慌乱。 来自《现代英汉综合大词典》
    • She was so flustered that she forgot her reply. 她太紧张了,都忘记了该如何作答。 来自辞典例句
    2 standing [ˈstændɪŋ] 2hCzgo   第8级
    n.持续,地位;adj.永久的,不动的,直立的,不流动的
    参考例句:
    • After the earthquake only a few houses were left standing. 地震过后只有几幢房屋还立着。
    • They're standing out against any change in the law. 他们坚决反对对法律做任何修改。
    3 haggling [ˈhægəlɪŋ] e480f1b12cf3dcbc73602873b84d2ab4   第9级
    v.讨价还价( haggle的现在分词 )
    参考例句:
    • I left him in the market haggling over the price of a shirt. 我扔下他自己在市场上就一件衬衫讨价还价。
    • Some were haggling loudly with traders as they hawked their wares. 有些人正在大声同兜售货物的商贩讲价钱。 来自辞典例句

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