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幽默笑话:征婚条件
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  • What I Want in a Man-Original List(age 22) 我理想的男友标准-原版(22岁时)

    1. Handsome

    2. Charming

    3. Financially successful

    4. A caring listener

    5. Witty1

    6. In good shape

    7. Dresses with style

    8. Appreciates finer things

    9. Full of thoughtful surprises

    10. An imaginative, romantic lover.

    1.英俊

    2.有魅力

    3.有经济实力

    4.善于倾听

    5.机智

    6.良好的外形

    7.衣着有品味

    8.欣赏美好事物

    9.充满惊喜

    10.富有想象力的浪漫情人

    What I Want in a Man-Revised List (age 32) 我理想的男友标准-修订版(32岁时)

    1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)

    2. Opens car doors, holds chairs

    3. Has enough money for a nice dinner

    4. Listens more than talks

    5. Laughs at my jokes

    6. Carries bags of groceries with ease

    7. Owns at least one tie

    8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal

    9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries

    10. Seeks romance at least once a week.

    1.五官端正(有头发者优先)

    2.上车帮我开车门,入座帮我拉椅子

    3.有足够的钱享用美妙的晚餐

    4.少说多听

    5.我说笑话的时候一定要大笑

    6.逛街的时候帮我拎包

    7.至少有一条领带

    8.喜欢家里烹饪的晚餐

    9.记得我的生日和各个纪念日

    10.一周至少制造一次浪漫约会

    What I Want in a Man-Revised List (age 42) 我理想的男友标准-修订版(42岁时)

    1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)

    2. Doesn’t drive off until I’m in the car

    3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally

    4. Nods head when I’m talking

    5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes

    6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture

    7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach

    8. Knows not to buy champagne2 with screw-top lids

    9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down

    10. Shaves most weekends.

    1.不太丑(谢顶也可)

    2.我上车后才开车

    3.工作稳定-偶尔外出吃饭

    4.我说话的时候点头

    5.通常记得笑话中的妙语

    6.有足够的力气搬家具

    7.没有啤酒肚

    8.不买带螺旋盖的香槟

    9.记得放下马桶座圈

    10.大多数周末会刮胡子

    What I Want in a Man-Revised List (age 52):我理想的男友标准-修订版(52岁时)

    1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed

    2. Doesn’t belch3 or scratch in public

    3. Doesn’t borrow money too often

    4. Doesn’t nod off to sleep when I’m venting4

    5. Doesn’t re-tell the same joke too many times

    6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends

    7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear

    8. Appreciates a good TV dinner

    9. Remembers my name on occasion

    10. Shaves some weekends.

    1.保持鼻子和耳朵处的毛发整洁

    2.不在公共场合打嗝或搔痒

    3.向别人借钱不要太频繁

    4.当我生气的时候不许打盹睡着

    5.不要多次重复讲同一个笑话

    6.周末不要一直赖在床上

    7.常换内衣裤,袜子要成对

    8.欣赏电视晚餐

    9.必要时记得我的名字

    10.有时周末会刮胡子

    What I Want in a Man-Revised List (age 62)我理想的男友标准-修订版(62岁时)

    1. Doesn’t scare small children

    2. Remembers where bathroom is

    3. Doesn’t require much money for upkeep

    4. Only snores lightly when asleep

    5. Remembers why he’s laughing

    6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself

    7. Usually wears clothes

    8. Likes soft foods

    9. Remembers where he left his teeth

    10. Remembers that it’s the weekend.

    1.不要吓唬小孩子

    2.记得浴室在哪

    3.不需要太多钱生活

    4.睡着的时候鼾声较小

    5.记得自己为何大笑

    6. 行动自如

    7.通常穿着衣服

    8.喜欢软的食物

    9.记得把自己的假牙放哪了

    10.记得哪天是周末

    What I Want in a Man-Revised List (age 72) 我理想的男友标准-修订版(72岁时)

    1. Breathing

    2. Doesn’t miss the toilet

    1.活的

    2.找的到卫生间

     8级    幽默笑话 
     单词标签: witty  champagne  belch  venting 


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    1 witty [ˈwɪti] GMmz0   第8级
    adj.机智的,风趣的
    参考例句:
    • Her witty remarks added a little salt to the conversation. 她的妙语使谈话增添了一些风趣。
    • He scored a bull's-eye in their argument with that witty retort. 在他们的辩论中他那一句机智的反驳击中了要害。
    2 champagne [ʃæmˈpeɪn] iwBzh3   第7级
    n.香槟酒;微黄色
    参考例句:
    • There were two glasses of champagne on the tray. 托盘里有两杯香槟酒。
    • They sat there swilling champagne. 他们坐在那里大喝香槟酒。
    3 belch [beltʃ] GuazY   第11级
    vt.&vi.打嗝,喷出
    参考例句:
    • Cucumber makes me belch. 黃瓜吃得我打嗝。
    • Plant chimneys belch out dense smoke. 工厂的烟囱冒出滚滚浓烟。
    4 venting ['ventɪŋ] bfb798c258dda800004b5c1d9ebef748   第7级
    消除; 泄去; 排去; 通风
    参考例句:
    • But, unexpectedly, he started venting his spleen on her. 哪知道,老头子说着说着绕到她身上来。 来自汉英文学 - 骆驼祥子
    • So now he's venting his anger on me. 哦,我这才知道原来还是怄我的气。

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