A lady noticed her husband standing¹ on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver², she commented,＂I don’t think that’s going to help.＂＂Sure it will,＂he said.＂It’s the only way I can see the numbers.＂

一个女人看见丈夫使劲收腹站在体重秤上，以为他想称得轻一点，就说：“没用的。”丈夫说：“当然有用，这样我才能看到秤上的数字。”