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  • Donald was not very good at math.

    He could1 not understand the teacher's explanations2.

    Even3 when the teacher explained4 something a second time, Donald still could not understand it.

    "Never mind," Donald told himself5. "I'm quite good at other subjects. I'll cheat6 in the math exam7, then I won't be in trouble8." "I'll sit next to the boy who's best at math, he thought9, "and copy10 down his answers."The day of the exam came12, and Donald sat13 next to Brian Smith, who always was at the top of the class in math.

    Donald carefully14 copied15 Brian's answers on to his own11 exam paper. At the end of the exam, the teacher collected the papers16 and graded them.

    Then she said17, "Well, boys and girls, I've decided19 to give a prize20 to the student who got21 the highest grade. It's difficult for me to decide18 who to give the prize to, however22, because two students, Donald and Brian, got the same grade.

    "Let them share23 it," one of the other students said.

    "I've thought about that," the teacher said, "but I've decided to give the prize to Brian."Donald was angry when he heard this.

    He stood24 up and said, "That's not fair25. I got the same grade as Brian. ""That's true," the teacher said. "However, Brian's answer to Question 18 was 'I don't know'. Yours was 'Neither26 do I'."多纳尔德数学不太好。

    他听不懂老师的讲解。

    即使解释第二遍,他也听不懂。

    “不要紧,”多纳尔德安慰自己,“我别的科目很好。我要在数学考试中作弊,那么我就不会有麻烦了。”

    “我将坐在数学最好的同学旁边,”他想,“并抄下他的答案。”

    考试那一天到来了,多纳尔德坐在布思·史密斯的旁边。

    布恩是班里数学学得最好的学生。

    多纳尔德仔细地把布恩的答案抄下来。

    考试结束后,老师把卷子收上去,开始判分。

    判完后,她说:“好,同学们,我已决定给得最高分的同学奖励。然而我不知该奖励哪一个,因为两个学生,多纳尔德和布恩,都得了一样的分数。”

    “让他们两个都得奖励吧,”一个学生说。

    “我想过这样办,”老师说,“但我打算奖励布恩。”

    多纳尔德听到这话非常生气。

    他站起来说:“这不公平。我和他得的分数是一样的。”

    “是这样的,”老师说,“然而,布恩的第18题的答案是‘我不知道’。你的是‘我也不知道’。”

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    1 could [kəd] lzvxe   第2级
    v.能,可能(can的过去式);aux.v.(can的过去式)能;可以
    参考例句:
    • Could I open the window? 我可以打开窗子吗?
    • I could wait ten minutes. 我可以等十分钟。
    2 explanations [eksplə'neɪʃnz] 678d5f6d14642c24a1e4bceffedbe407   第3级
    n.解释,说明( explanation的名词复数 );能说明某事缘由的言语、事实、情况等
    参考例句:
    • After all his explanations, I remained none the wiser. 他讲了半天,我还是糊里糊涂。 来自《简明英汉词典》
    • None of the explanations offered is demonstrably correct—or demonstrably incorrect. 所提供的解释没有一个显然是正确或不正确的。 来自《简明英汉词典》
    3 even [ˈi:vn] EiUzR   第2级
    adj.平坦的,偶数的,相等的;adv.甚至,恰好,正当
    参考例句:
    • It was cold yesterday, and it's even colder today. 昨天冷,今天更冷了。
    • He's the best teacher even though he has the least experience. 尽管他经验最少,但教得最好。
    4 explained [ɪksp'leɪnd] 0fb4bd76af1955ed3fdabe560f8b0ab0   第2级
    v.讲解,解释( explain的过去式和过去分词 );说明…的原因,辩解;说明,解释,辩解
    参考例句:
    • It's the nth time I've explained it to you. 这件事我已经向你解释过无数遍了。
    • He explained that he had to leave at once. 他解释说他必须立即离开。 来自《简明英汉词典》
    5 himself [hɪmˈself] qdRxV   第2级
    pron.他自己
    参考例句:
    • He is proud of himself. 他为自己感到自豪。
    • He said to his mother that he would do it by himself. 他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。
    6 cheat [tʃi:t] fUzyP   第3级
    n.骗子,欺骗行为;vi.欺骗,作弊;vt.欺骗;骗取
    参考例句:
    • You mustn't cheat in the exam. 你不准在考试中作弊。
    • You can not cheat me in any case. 无论如何你是骗不了我的。
    7 exam [ɪgˈzæm] qnRxI   第2级
    n.(=examination)检查;考试
    参考例句:
    • I hope to pass this exam. 我希望通过这次考试。
    • His exam results were good. 他的测验成绩不错。
    8 trouble [ˈtrʌbl] tmqwF   第2级
    n.苦恼,麻烦;故障;动乱;vt.麻烦 vi.费神
    参考例句:
    • I hate to trouble you. 我真不愿麻烦你。
    • The trouble is that he doesn't have enough money. 麻烦在于他缺钱。
    9 thought [θɔ:t] 1oMwg   第2级
    n.想法,思想,思维,思潮,关心,挂念;v.vbl.think的过去式和过去分词
    参考例句:
    • It was just a thought. 这仅仅是一个想法。
    • She thought he had a cold. 她认为他感冒了。
    10 copy [ˈkɒpi] AZryV   第2级
    n.副本,幕仿,一册;(计算机)DOS命令:复制或组合文件,拷贝;v.复印,抄袭;
    参考例句:
    • Please copy down all the words on the blackboard. 请把黑板上的字都抄下来。
    • Copy this page in your notebook. 把这一页抄到你的笔记本上。
    11 own [əʊn] QKbxk   第2级
    vt. 拥有;承认 vi. 承认 adj. 自己的;特有的
    参考例句:
    • I need my own space. 我需要自己的空间。
    • Everything I own is yours. 我所有的一切都是你的。
    12 came [keɪm] xTYyl   第2级
    v.动词come的过去式
    参考例句:
    • I was surprised why he came here so early. 他为什么那么早到这里,我很惊奇。
    • The doctor came in time to save his life. 医生及时来抢救他的生命。
    13 sat [sæt] fYCxN   第2级
    v.(sit的过去式,过去分词)坐
    参考例句:
    • He sat on a chair. 他坐在椅子上。
    • The mother sat by the sick child all night long. 妈妈整夜守在生病的孩子身旁。
    14 carefully ['keəfəlɪ] FTDyE   第2级
    adv.仔细地;小心地
    参考例句:
    • If you watch carefully you will see how to do it. 如果你仔细观察,你就会看出如何做此事了。
    • Now listen carefully everybody. 请大家仔细地听。
    15 copied ['kɒpɪd] ac9f7584d3fd6d49faa7bcf5e1ebec1f   第2级
    v.复制( copy的过去式和过去分词 );抄写;作弊;抄袭
    参考例句:
    • The material can be copied without infringing copyright. 这份材料可以复制,不会侵犯版权。
    • A text is often changed here and there when it is copied. 原文一经抄写便常有改动。 来自《现代英汉综合大词典》
    16 papers ['peɪpəz] qmQzJz   第4级
    n.文件,纸币,论文
    参考例句:
    • I want to check with my secretary before I sign the papers. 在签署这些文件前,我要与我的秘书商议。
    • The lawyer read all the papers relating to the case. 律师阅读了与该案有关的全部文件。
    17 said [sed] IYtxh   第2级
    v.动词say的过去式、过去分词
    参考例句:
    • He said to me that he could not come. 他对我说他不能来。
    • He said to his mother that he would do it by himself. 他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。
    18 decide [dɪˈsaɪd] wxbxo   第2级
    vi./vt.决定;下决心
    参考例句:
    • It's a difficult question to decide. 这是个难以决定的问题。
    • I can't decide which to choose. 我无法决定要选哪一个。
    19 decided [dɪˈsaɪdɪd] lvqzZd   第7级
    adj.决定了的,坚决的;明显的,明确的
    参考例句:
    • This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents. 这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。
    • There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting. 英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。
    20 prize [praɪz] cQgxE   第2级
    n.奖,奖品,战利品;v.珍视,捕获
    参考例句:
    • He won a prize for good behaviour at school. 他因在校的表现好而获奖。
    • He hopes from his very heart that he will win a prize. 他满心希望获奖。
    21 got [gɒt] wfuxi   第2级
    v.(get的过去式)得到,猜到,明白
    参考例句:
    • I just got some bad news. 我刚得到一些坏消息。
    • I have got far too much work to do. 我要做的事太多了。
    22 however [haʊˈevə(r)] 5c2xL   第2级
    adv.然而;conj.然而,可是,不过
    参考例句:
    • It's raining hard. However, I still want to go there. 虽然下着大雨,我还是想去那儿。
    • However, this does not always happen. 然而,这种情况并不总是发生。
    23 share [ʃeə(r)] 5zJwU   第2级
    vt./vi.分享,共有,分配;n.共享;份额
    参考例句:
    • I will share in the cost with you. 我愿意和你一起负担费用。
    • Children should learn to share. 小孩应该学会与人分享东西。
    24 stood [stʊd] AuEwX   第2级
    vbl.stand的过去式和过去分词
    参考例句:
    • She stood up when they came in. 当他们进来时,她站了起来。
    • The child stood by the side of his mother. 孩子站在母亲身边。
    25 fair [feə(r)] Hlkx7   第2级
    adj.公平的,晴朗的,美丽的;(皮肤,毛发等)浅色的;白皙的;n.展览会,市集
    参考例句:
    • I think it is not fair. 我认为那不公平。
    • And never I'd seen a girl as fair. 我从没见比她更美丽的女孩。
    26 neither [ˈnaɪðə(r)] nRTzG   第2级
    adj.皆不,两不;int.两者都不;conj.既非,既不
    参考例句:
    • I don't know that neither. 那个我也不知道。
    • He doesn't smoke, neither does he drink. 他既不抽烟也不喝酒。

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