Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts1.
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go!
How does a penguin2 build its house?
Igloos it together!
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
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guts [gʌts]
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v.狼吞虎咽,贪婪地吃,飞碟游戏(比赛双方每组5人,相距15码,互相掷接飞碟);毁坏(建筑物等)的内部( gut的第三人称单数 );取出…的内脏n.勇气( gut的名词复数 );内脏;消化道的下段;肠 | |
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penguin [ˈpeŋgwɪn]
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n.企鹅 | |
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vampire [ˈvæmpaɪə(r)]
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n.吸血鬼 | |
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