Miguel Ángel Gil, chief executive and leading shareholder in Atléti, and Enrique Cerezo, chairman, will continue to control the club.
They include the co-op shareholder horrified by a neighbor's rats' nest; the parents whose building has barred them from using a stroller in the elevator; and the renter whose kitchen cabinets fell from the walls.
Plus, just in case the tech thing still trips you up, remember that Buffett is the largest outside shareholder in IBM IBM 0.