When all is said and done, the weather and love are the two elements about which one can never be sure.

Alice Hoffman, 'Here on Earth'

Barometer¹, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.

Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary

Time for the weather report. It's cold out folks. Bonecrushing cold. The kind of cold which will wrench³ the spirit out of a young man, or forge it into steel.

Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider, Northern Exposure, Lost and Found, 1992

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered⁴ light by morning.

George Carlin (1937 - 2008)

Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists⁵?

Kelvin Throop III

Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation.

Kin² Hubbard (1868 - 1930)

No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.

Michael Pritchard

Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.

Rebecca Johnson, in 'Vogue'