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  • The smarter you are, the more you find funny.

    So it's no surprise that smart folks from the higher echelons1 of every discipline have their own in-jokes.

    But surely their knowledge isn't so specialized2 that you couldn't enjoy their jokes as well? Redditors recently took turns sharing their own favorite intellectual jokes and we've gathered our favorites here.

    Instead of going to medical school, getting a linguistics3 degree, and brushing up on your art history, just check out this cheat sheet for our favorite "smart" jokes.

    A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, "No, I'm traveling light."

    It's funny because: "Traveling light" is a turn of phrase used to indicate traveling without much (or any) luggage. In science, a photon is a particle of light (almost always moving).

    It's on this list because: Air travel, amirite?!

    Pretentious4? Moi?

    It's funny because: Only a pretentious person whose daily life doesn't require French would actually say "moi" and mean it.

    It's in this list because: Clocking in at two words, it's the shortest joke in the English language.

    A logician6's wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad. The wife says, "Is it a boy or a girl?" The logician says, "Yes."

    It's funny because: Processing that question through Boolean logic5, "yes" is technically7 correct. How would you answer if the question were "Is it a boy AND a girl?"

    It's on this list because: Logicians don't get enough love.

    How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber8? Ask them to pronounce "unionized."

    It's funny because: A more labor-conscious plumber would pronounce the word as "yoon-yun-ized." A chemist would probably say "un-eye-on-ized."

    It's on this list because: What other joke can simultaneously9 address the removal of charged particles from an atom as well as the organization of workers trying to achieve shared goals?

    Two women walk into a bar and talk about the Bechdel test.

    It's funny because: The Bechdel test is a measure of gender10 equality in the media. A piece of media is considered to pass the test if it includes at least two women who talk to each other about something besides men. This joke passes the test.

    It's on this list because: The media is self-referential.

    Heard about that new band called 1023 MB? They haven't had any gigs yet.

    It's funny because: A gigabyte is a measure of data equal to 1,024 MB. As you can see the band is only 1,023 MB, they haven't had any "gigs" yet.

    It's on this list because: A lot of people probably thought one GB is a nice round 1,000 MB.

    Heisenberg was speeding down the highway. A cop pulls him over and says "Do you have any idea how fast you were going back there?" Heisenberg says, "No, but I knew where I was."

    It's funny because: Werner Heisenberg was a German physicist11 and one of the key figures in quantum theory. His famous "Heisenberg Uncertainty12 Principal" states that we can know either where a quantum particle is or how fast it's moving, but it's impossible to know both at the same time.

    It's on this list because: Heisenberg's life was amazing. Seriously.

    C, Eb, and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors14."

    It's funny because: C, Eb, and G are the musical notes that constitute a C minor13 chord.

    It's on this list because: The relationship between a major chord and its relative minor is pretty cool.

    First Law of Thermodynamics: You can't win. Second Law of Thermodynamics: You can't break even. Third Law of Thermodynamics: You can't stop playing.

    It's funny because: It's an absolute reductionist take on the real laws of thermodynamics, and the language is such that it implies life isn't worth living. In plain terms, the laws of thermodynamics are: energy can't be created or destroyed, things tend to move from order to disorder15, and the lower the temperature drops, the more disorderly things become.

    It's in this list because: It's actually an accurate take on thermodynamics.

    If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate16.

    It's funny because: You were expecting the word "problem," but the joke-teller replaced it with "precipitate," which is the solid that forms in a solution of liquid after a chemical reaction has taken place.

    It's on this list because: Chemists are hard enough to understand as it is. Now you have a slight edge.

    A linguistics professor says during a lecture that, "In English, a double negative forms a positive. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative." But then a voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

    It's funny because: "Yeah" and "right" are technically affirmative words, but put these two positives together and you get an ultra-sarcastic, "Yeah, right."

    It's on this list because: It's totally true.

    This is the sort of English up with which I will not put.

    It's funny because: This phrase, with varying versions often attributed to Winston Churchill, is a response to the famous rule in English that a sentence isn't supposed to end in a preposition. In constructing the sentence this way, the speaker is technically correct, but it's an incredibly awkward way to communicate.

    It's on this list because: Language is complicated. Let's mock it.

    How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A fish.

    It's funny because: Surrealism is an movement all about creating weird17 illogical art. As this joke makes no sense, it is itself a surrealist work.

    It's on this list because: Banana.

    Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Who's there? Philip Glass.

    It's funny because: Philip Glass is an American composer whose music is often described as minimalist and repetitive.

    It's on this list because: You've very likely seen a few movies he scored.

    What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac19 do at night? He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

    It's funny because: This poor afflicted20 soul's dyslexia has caused him to confuse "God" with "dog." His agnosticism forces him to wrestle21 with "dog's" existence. And his insomnia18 has him losing sleep over it.

    It's on this list because: You never know someone's struggle.

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    1 echelons [ˈeʃəˌlɔnz] 8c417a0cc95d6d9e9c600428a3144f86   第12级
    n.(机构中的)等级,阶层( echelon的名词复数 );(军舰、士兵、飞机等的)梯形编队
    参考例句:
    • Officers were drawn largely from the top echelons of society. 这些官员大都来自社会上层。 来自《简明英汉词典》
    • Except in the higher echelons, extensive classification has no place in the classification of vegetation. 除高阶类级之外,外延分类在植物分类中还是没有地位的。 来自辞典例句
    2 specialized [ˈspeʃəlaɪzd] Chuzwe   第8级
    adj.专门的,专业化的
    参考例句:
    • There are many specialized agencies in the United Nations. 联合国有许多专门机构。
    • These tools are very specialized. 这些是专用工具。
    3 linguistics [lɪŋˈgwɪstɪks] f0Gxm   第8级
    n.语言学
    参考例句:
    • She plans to take a course in applied linguistics. 她打算学习应用语言学课程。
    • Linguistics is a scientific study of the property of language. 语言学是指对语言的性质所作的系统研究。
    4 pretentious [prɪˈtenʃəs] lSrz3   第9级
    adj.自命不凡的,自负的,炫耀的
    参考例句:
    • He is a talented but pretentious writer. 他是一个有才华但自命不凡的作家。
    • Speaking well of yourself would only make you appear conceited and pretentious. 自夸只会使你显得自负和虚伪。
    5 logic [ˈlɒdʒɪk] j0HxI   第7级
    n.逻辑(学);逻辑性
    参考例句:
    • What sort of logic is that? 这是什么逻辑?
    • I don't follow the logic of your argument. 我不明白你的论点逻辑性何在。
    6 logician [ləˈdʒɪʃn] 1ce64af885e87536cbdf996e79fdda02   第7级
    n.逻辑学家
    参考例句:
    • Mister Wu Feibai is a famous Mohist and logician in Chinese modern and contemporary history. 伍非百先生是中国近、现代著名的墨学家和逻辑学家。 来自互联网
    7 technically [ˈteknɪkli] wqYwV   第8级
    adv.专门地,技术上地
    参考例句:
    • Technically it is the most advanced equipment ever. 从技术上说,这是最先进的设备。
    • The tomato is technically a fruit, although it is eaten as a vegetable. 严格地说,西红柿是一种水果,尽管它是当作蔬菜吃的。
    8 plumber [ˈplʌmə(r)] f2qzM   第7级
    n.(装修水管的)管子工
    参考例句:
    • Have you asked the plumber to come and look at the leaking pipe? 你叫管道工来检查漏水的管子了吗?
    • The plumber screwed up the tap by means of a spanner. 管子工用板手把龙头旋紧。
    9 simultaneously [ˌsɪməl'teɪnɪəslɪ] 4iBz1o   第8级
    adv.同时发生地,同时进行地
    参考例句:
    • The radar beam can track a number of targets almost simultaneously. 雷达波几乎可以同时追着多个目标。
    • The Windows allow a computer user to execute multiple programs simultaneously. Windows允许计算机用户同时运行多个程序。
    10 gender [ˈdʒendə(r)] slSyD   第8级
    n.(生理上的)性,(名词、代词等的)性
    参考例句:
    • French differs from English in having gender for all nouns. 法语不同于英语,所有的名词都有性。
    • Women are sometimes denied opportunities solely because of their gender. 妇女有时仅仅因为性别而无法获得种种机会。
    11 physicist [ˈfɪzɪsɪst] oNqx4   第7级
    n.物理学家,研究物理学的人
    参考例句:
    • He is a physicist of the first rank. 他是一流的物理学家。
    • The successful physicist never puts on airs. 这位卓有成就的物理学家从不摆架子。
    12 uncertainty [ʌnˈsɜ:tnti] NlFwK   第8级
    n.易变,靠不住,不确知,不确定的事物
    参考例句:
    • Her comments will add to the uncertainty of the situation. 她的批评将会使局势更加不稳定。
    • After six weeks of uncertainty, the strain was beginning to take its toll. 6个星期的忐忑不安后,压力开始产生影响了。
    13 minor [ˈmaɪnə(r)] e7fzR   第7级
    adj.较小(少)的,较次要的;n.辅修学科;vi.辅修
    参考例句:
    • The young actor was given a minor part in the new play. 年轻的男演员在这出新戏里被分派担任一个小角色。
    • I gave him a minor share of my wealth. 我把小部分财产给了他。
    14 minors [ˈmainəz] ff2adda56919f98e679a46d5a4ad4abb   第7级
    n.未成年人( minor的名词复数 );副修科目;小公司;[逻辑学]小前提v.[主美国英语]副修,选修,兼修( minor的第三人称单数 )
    参考例句:
    • The law forbids shops to sell alcohol to minors. 法律禁止商店向未成年者出售含酒精的饮料。 来自《简明英汉词典》
    • He had three minors this semester. 这学期他有三门副修科目。 来自《简明英汉词典》
    15 disorder [dɪsˈɔ:də(r)] Et1x4   第7级
    n.紊乱,混乱;骚动,骚乱;疾病,失调
    参考例句:
    • When returning back, he discovered the room to be in disorder. 回家后,他发现屋子里乱七八糟。
    • It contained a vast number of letters in great disorder. 里面七零八落地装着许多信件。
    16 precipitate [prɪˈsɪpɪteɪt] 1Sfz6   第7级
    adj.突如其来的;vt.使突然发生;n.沉淀物
    参考例句:
    • I don't think we should make precipitate decisions. 我认为我们不应该贸然作出决定。
    • The king was too precipitate in declaring war. 国王在宣战一事上过于轻率。
    17 weird [wɪəd] bghw8   第7级
    adj.古怪的,离奇的;怪诞的,神秘而可怕的
    参考例句:
    • From his weird behaviour, he seems a bit of an oddity. 从他不寻常的行为看来,他好像有点怪。
    • His weird clothes really gas me. 他的怪衣裳简直笑死人。
    18 insomnia [ɪnˈsɒmniə] EbFzK   第7级
    n.失眠,失眠症
    参考例句:
    • Worries and tenseness can lead to insomnia. 忧虑和紧张会导致失眠。
    • He is suffering from insomnia. 他患失眠症。
    19 insomniac [ɪnˈsɒmniæk] lbozL   第7级
    n.失眠症患者
    参考例句:
    • She's an insomniac ; she only sleeps for two or three hours a night. 她患失眠症,每晚只睡两三个小时。 来自辞典例句
    • The insomniac is habitually afflicted with wakefulness at times when he wishes to sleep. 失眠症患者,这种病人在他想睡觉时经常特别清醒。 来自互联网
    20 afflicted [əˈfliktid] aaf4adfe86f9ab55b4275dae2a2e305a   第7级
    使受痛苦,折磨( afflict的过去式和过去分词 )
    参考例句:
    • About 40% of the country's population is afflicted with the disease. 全国40%左右的人口患有这种疾病。
    • A terrible restlessness that was like to hunger afflicted Martin Eden. 一阵可怕的、跟饥饿差不多的不安情绪折磨着马丁·伊登。
    21 wrestle [ˈresl] XfLwD   第7级
    vi.摔跤,角力;搏斗;全力对付
    参考例句:
    • He taught his little brother how to wrestle. 他教他小弟弟如何摔跤。
    • We have to wrestle with difficulties. 我们必须同困难作斗争。

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