1.Money is not the problem, the problem is money!

1.钱不是问题，问题是没钱!

2. Burn incense¹ and may not necessarily be a monk², but also may be the panda ...

2.烧香的不一定是和尚，还可能是熊猫...

3. Drunk who has not satisfied me, I will help the wall!

3.喝醉了我谁也不服,我就扶墙!

4. I lie like a fly in the glass, the future is bright, but can not find a way out.

4.我就像一只趴在玻璃上的苍蝇，前途一片光明，但又找不到出路.

5. Who says I am white, thin, beautiful ~ I like his good friend ~

5.谁说我白，瘦，漂亮~我就跟他做好朋友~

6.: the past, took off his underwear to see buttocks; Now, unplug buttocks to see underwear ... ...

6.关于丁字裤：以前，脱下内裤看屁股;现在，拔开屁股看内裤……

7. "What is the optimists³ who?" "The teapot is like ............... like red buttocks were burned and he still has feelings whistle!"

7."什么叫乐观派的人?""这个...............就像茶壶一样，屁股都烧得红红的，他还有心情吹口哨!"

8. Contraceptive effect: not successful, then the adult?

8.避孕的效果：不成功，便成人?

9. During the day and water at night, blackout, payment of wages, can not afford to buy noodles, open the Selected Works of Deng Xiaoping to find the answer to that is the primary stage of socialism, the final turn, I rely on the same a hundred years.

9.白天停水，晚上停电，发不出工资，买不起面，打开邓选找到答案，原来是社会主义初级阶段，翻到最后，我靠，一百年不变。