A Russian fellow has saved and saved and finally can purchase an automobile¹. He goes to the state store to order his car and is informed that it will be delivered in ten years. The man then asks:

一个俄国人不停地攒钱，最后他终于可以买车了，他来到了国营百货店订汽车，却被告之:汽车io年后才会送到，于是这个男的问:

"Will it be here in the morning or the aftermoon?"

“会在上午还是下午送到?”

"Why are you concerned? It’s quite some time from now.”

“你有什么可以担心的呢?从现在起还很长的一段时间呢。”

"Because the plumber² is coming in the morning.

“因为管子工会在早晨到。”