9 Threes. New Finals Record. Wardell Stephen Curry¹ the Skyfucker, Second of His Name.

9个三分球，新的NBA总决赛记录。华德尔·斯蒂芬·库里的第二个名字：库昊。

Honestly the only bright spot was curry being curry again. This game was ass² otherwise.Stephen Curry hits a miraculous³ shot at the buzzer⁴!

老实说，比赛的唯一亮点就是库里做回了自己。否则这场比赛毫无亮点。斯蒂芬·库里命中了神奇的压哨球。

Steph could legitimately⁵ take routine advantage of a 4 point line. He's really one of a kind.He’s going to have every 3 point record in the book by the time he’s done. He’s so good to watch.

斯蒂芬可以合法地利用4分线的优势，他真是这类人。他似乎打算在退役时，有关3分的所有记录都是他的。他打球真的很好棒。

This shit more unfair than 2K.

这比打2K还不公平。

You know when Steph has it rollin that the crazy 3s are going in. FMVP hopefully. Steph Curry is making a very good case for finals MVP in 2018 if the Warriors⁶ prevail against the Cavaliers.

你知道当库里进入日天模式，这种表现FMVP是最希望的，如果勇士队能击败骑士队，那么库里便是2018年总决赛FMVP的最佳人选。

This is actually less likely to happen in 2k than it is for steph tbh lol.Even if you're a pure Sharp with HoF limitless. Over dribbled⁷ + smothered⁸ + pull up, you'd brick that 9.9/10 times and then get hit with a bad shot selection teammate grade drop.

事实上，这种事情更可能发生在库里身上而不是2K。即使你是无限制用名人堂球员的专家。过度的运球＋投篮受干扰＋干拔，10次中的9次投篮你将会打铁，然后选择一个糟糕的投篮，你的比赛评分就会下降。

Steph Curry is a Golden god and a 5 star man!

斯蒂芬·库里是金州上帝，五星好男人！

His shooting hand were chiseled⁹ by the Gods themselves!

他的投篮手是上帝自己凿刻出来的！

Seriously, this guy makes some of the most ridiculous fucking shots. For any other player in history this is a horrible shot, for Curry... it's still a horrible shot but still goes in at an alarming rate.

说真的，这个家伙投出了很多最荒唐的投篮。对于历史上的任何其他球员来说都是一次糟糕的投篮选择，对于库里来说……也是糟糕的选择，但他依然投出令人咋舌的命中率。

My mom, who reluctantly agreed to watch this game and never gets excited by basketball, yelled and jumped out of her seat when this happened. Incredible.

我妈妈不情愿地同意观看这场比赛，她从不因篮球而兴奋，但当库里投出这种球，她却大声尖叫，从座位上跳了起来。简直不可思议。