幽默笑话:全扔进河里

A preacher, completing a temperance sermon, spoke¹ with great fervor²! “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d throw it all into the river.”

With greater emphasis, he said, “And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d throw it all into the river.”

And finally he said, “And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I’d throw it all into the river, too!”

As he took his chair, the song leader stood and announced with a smile, “For our closing hymn³, let us sing number 365:”

“Shall We Gather at the River.”

一位牧师在进行节制布道，他热情地讲着。“如果我有世界上所有的啤酒，我就把它们全部扔进河里！”

随后他又慷慨激昂地说，“如果我有世界上所有的葡萄酒，我就把它们全扔进河里。”

最后他说，“如果我有世界上所有的威士忌，我也会把它们全扔进河里。”

当他坐下后，唱诗班的领唱站起来笑着说，“最后的赞歌我们一起吟诵第365章：《让我们聚在河边》。”