同居是两人关系迈入新台阶的重要标志，男生害怕Xbox被时尚杂志替代，我们女生也担心隐私被挖掘。也不是我们不想时时刻刻都跟你一起共度，应该说是，我们不想让你看到我们也有缺点、怪癖、唔……还有正常的生理功能。

1. Eat messy foods

A good date centers around good food, great conversation, and fantastic foreplay under the table. We don't want to ruin the mood by slurping¹ up spaghetti, gnawing² on a piece of sushi, or stabbing ourselves in the eye with a tricky³ kabab stick. Save us some trouble by picking a place with bite-sized sauce-free food like carrots or ice shavings.

1. 马虎就餐

美食，愉快的对话和桌底下的动作对一场完美的约会来说缺一不可；我们不希望看到猛嚼意大利面，一口吃不下一块寿司或被羊肉串戳到自个儿，所以下次约会嘛，记得挑一家适合小口吃东西的餐馆哦！

2. Have Gas

It's clinically proven that gas is the fastest killer of a romantic night. Couples instantly go from being wrapped around each other naked to sleeping on opposite ends of the bed wearing nightgowns over flannel⁴ pajamas⁵. Please do us a huge favor by letting us blame any unexplainable noises and lingering smells on the dog - even if you don't have a dog.

2. 公开放屁

临床医学证明，一个不请自来的屁是破坏浪漫夜晚的最快杀手！当男女穿好睡衣和法兰绒起居裤，含情脉脉时突然想起一个不该出来的声音时，作为男生你一定要接受"这是我家养的小狗恶作剧"这样的烂解释--即使我家根本就没养狗。

3. Facebook Stalk

Some women use Facebook to stay in touch with friends, as well as to see who gained the most weight since high school. Other women use it to legally stalk ex-boyfriends, one-time hook-ups, and crushes. We fully acknowledge that we're absolutely batshit insane, yet we have trouble stopping ourselves from completing our daily ritual. Help us not embarrass ourselves by lying to us and saying you don't have the internet because you don't believe in using it - and for your own sake, never let us know you have Facebook.

3. 上Facebook

很多女生都通过Facebook和朋友保持联系，当然也是借此了解毕业后自己是不是还有人记得。不过还有一些女生用它来联系一下前男友啦，搞搞419 （for one night）啦，或是耍点小暧昧。我们完全承认这是不对的！但是……唉，我们就是停不下来嘛！男生，这时候你就撒点儿谎、迁就我们一下。还有哦，为了你自己好，千万别告诉我们你也玩FB.

4. Working Out

The gym is a great place for us to lose weight, stay in shape, and compare ourselves to fatter women. However, unless we're only taking power yoga classes, it's not a great place to run into someone we like. We're worried that you'll be completely focused on our sweaty head bands, red faces, and our manly⁶ gym attire⁷. A great way to make us feel better if you run into us at the gym is to focus on the work-out. Instead of noticing our gym attire, try saying something nice like "wow you've lost more weight than the office could have ever imagined."4.锻炼

健身馆是我们减肥、塑形、看胖妞们以增强自信心的好地方。但尽管如此，除非我们是去参加瑜伽课，其他在健身馆的时间还是不要被你看到为妙。我们会担心你们只注意到我们被汗水浸透的头巾、涨红的脸蛋和超男性化的运动衫。所以呢，如果不小心在健身房撞到我们，你最好能忽略我们的运动衫，说一句："哇！你最近瘦了很多嘛！办公室里还不太看得出来呢。"5. Watch our TV shows

Sometimes we watch really stupid TV that we're embarrassed to watch in front of anyone else - let alone someone that we really like. We're talking reality television that makes the Kardashian family look like they deserve a show and movies that make chick flicks⁸ look like war documentaries. If you ever walk in on us changing the station quickly to ESPN, then please don't ask what we were watching before and why we're sobbing⁹ over SportsCenter.

5.看比较傻的电视节目

有的时候我们的确会去看那种傻傻的电视连续剧，我们自己都不好意思在其他人面前看--除非这个人我们真正喜欢。是啊是啊，我说的就是那些无聊的真人秀和拍得好像是战争纪录片的电影。所以……如果你哪天走进来发现我们瞬间转台到ESPN（体育台）,那可千万别问我们之前看的是什么、还有别问！怎么我们会看体育台。

6. Poop

Believe it or not （and many choose not to） some women have the ability to poop. And we use the exact same kind of bathroom you do! However many of us will run out of your house and go to the nearest gas station before we'll use your toilet. Installing a porta-potty outside your house covered in sound proof material and filling it with at least 6 air fresheners is a great way to make us feel comfortable living together.

6. 便便

随你相不相信（很多人还是选择不信）女生也会便便。而且，我们就在你的浴室里干这事儿！当然，我们中间有很多人的确会选择去离你家最近的加油站解决这个问题。所以我们如果要住在一起，那最好你能在你的房子外面建一个简易厕所，在里面装上音效（以掩盖某种声音）,并且放6个空气清新器，这样，我们才会真的放心。