What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.

Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? He was outstanding in his field.

How do you organize a space party? You planet.

Why don’t oysters¹ donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal² snowman.

Why did the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

What do you call a sleeping bull³? A bulldozer.

Why did the stadium get hot after the game? All the fans left.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.