Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy.

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra.

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets¹.

What do you call a fish that can play the guitar? A bass² guitarist.

Why did the scarecrow become a neurosurgeon? He was outstanding in his field.

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing³.