1. I hate you the least.

我最不讨厌你。

2. You're the one I text when I'm drunk.

你是那个我喝醉的时候唯一想传短信的人。

3. If you're a burger, I'm a burger.

如果你是一个汉堡，那我也是汉堡。

4. I'd totally shave my legs for you.

我愿意为你刮掉我的腿毛。

5. Being with you has made me so lame¹. I think I like it.

跟你在一起让我变得很废。不过我很喜欢这样。

6. You are the sun, the moon, the stars... and all that other good shit.

你是太阳，是月亮，是星星……和所有其他厉害的东西。

7. You're Okay.

你很好。

8. I knew I loved you when I farted and you didn't run away.

我好爱你，当我放屁的时候你没有逃走。

9. I love you so much. I've got a picture of your face on the inside of my undies.

我是如此爱你，爱到把你的照片放在我的内裤里。

10. I love you more than pizza(or maybe a really close second).

我爱你胜过匹萨（或者以极其微小差距排名第二的东西）。

11. I love you for your brain.

我爱你的脑子。

12. You turn me on.

你点亮了我。

13. I can't believe I'm not sick of you yet!

真不敢相信我到现在还没对你感到厌倦！

14. I'm so glad you seduced² me with your charming awkwardness.

谢谢你用你奇怪的个性让我深深着迷。

15. You warm my cold black heart.

你温暖了我又冷又黑暗的心。